omg I think I now ship haymitch and effie what the actual fuck and why does league have sucky champions this week ugh
i don’t care if you dislike me you’ll never dislike me as much as i dislike myself (◕‿◕✿)
theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9...
My utopian criminal justice system essay
Major offenses such as murder will get you thrown into the volcano. Cause you know, yolo.
Peeta: When I walk out the shop
Katniss: Not again-
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
Alice: How long is forever? White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second.– Lewis Carrol (via thenocturnals)
Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss: oh no
Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss: Gale stop
Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon
Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale: I MAKE SNARES
Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
Katniss: Gale just stop
rue: so is it true
rue: about you and peeta
rue: is it
rue: because omfg I ship you guys so hard
rue: you're my otp
rue: I run a blog about you two
rue: have you kissed
rue: do you have pictures
rue: oh god I can't
my dad wants to talk to my guidance counselor bye bye life i’m just gonna go eat til i’m bloated
stopitsgingertime: one direction more like one post on your dash turns to a hundred and suddenly your blacklist can’t keep up and they’ve taken over your friends’ blogs and you scroll and scroll and scroll but there’s no escaping the endless gifs and graphics of homoerotic curly-haired seething boyband passion
jade-sexual: jaredpotterlecki: comparisons: saltandsilverbullets: illegalfag: satomimi: sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics...